Log onto Vom.com Share definition Flag Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods" "Dude, I'll brb, I gotta go log onto vom.com" Log onto Vom.com by KenDawg September 15, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Log onto Vom.com mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch