Definitions by KenDawg

gtsitlfts 

GO TO SLEEP ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS SH*T

GTSITLFTS randy stop sending me memes at 2 am

gtsitlfts by kendawg December 3, 2023

aftitude 

Similar to Attitude but way cooler! It mean YOU are in charge, YOU get to choose what type of day and life you lead.

She had a good aftitude for life!

aftitude by Kendawg August 8, 2022

Log onto Vom.com 

Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods"

"Dude, I'll brb, I gotta go log onto vom.com"

Log onto Vom.com by KenDawg September 15, 2007