Urban Dictionary: Log

state of being a dead weight in the morning after a night of drinking

"What's Amani doing?...it's 3 pm!"

"Being a log."

by Log's roommate March 23, 2010

Log is a wood that is from a tree that has been cut off. Oh also filipino gamers type LOG instead of LAG for no fucking reason like dude, what the fuck?

Filipino gamer 1: TANGINA LOG!! (FUCK LOG)
Filipino gamer 2: Bobo kaba? Lag kasi (Are you stupid? It's lag)

by IdontKnowWhatIsItAnymore July 11, 2021

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A female who is bad at sex. She lays there expecting you to do all the work and then complains about how bad it was when its over. Things may start off well in the beginning like kissing and fingering but when it comes down to the actual sex she will roll over like a log and do nothing else. Hence the term "log."

"Hey man did you end up banging that girl last night? "
"Yea dude but it was no good. Turns out shes a log, I ended up doing all the work."

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by Dafooky March 21, 2017

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the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"

It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.. fits great on your back, it's great for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants a LOG, you're gonna love your LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

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1. A long, formed shit that falls in 1 piece from one's asshole into the toilet. Does not generally consist of compacted poo balls, but rather a uniform, 'pointed at both ends' shit.

2. A dude with a skin rocket hangin between his thighs. Swings back and forth when he walks.

1. Adam: "Dude hurry up we're gonna be late!"

Craig: "Holy f*ck Adam check out this log I just dropped."

Adam: "Damn dude didn't know your asshole could stretch that far."

Craig: "Haha f*ck off man. Your fault... You with that log you got in your pants.

Adam: 8-) "Hell yea..."

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A chubby/fat cat who likes food. LOTS of food. Commonly used in conjunction with 'loaf' (which is a log-cat who sits in a position where they tuck their paws under their belly).

My cat is a log, he keeps eating my roast suppers!