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Locomotive breath 

The stank of a chicks breath after she has had a train ran on her. Made famous by Jethro Tull
After the football team was done with Cindy I went in for a romantic kiss and she had a rank case of locomotive breath.

LOCOMOTIVE BREATH 

YOUR BREATH AFTER PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A FEMALE WHO HAS JUST PULLED A TRAIN OF MEN. THE FOUL ODOR IS CAUSED BY THE SEMEN AND SWEAT LEFT ON OR AROUND THE VAGINA BY SUCH AN ACT.
MAN!! BRO!! DUDE!! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BITCHES PUSSY AFTER SHE PULLED THAT TRAIN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS, YOU GOT THE LOCOMOTIVE BREATH BAD!!!!
LOCOMOTIVE BREATH by SATAN'S INFIDEL September 28, 2018

Locomotive Breath 

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun
Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath
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