Lococonuts Share definition Flag One who is crazy. a mad eejit. wacko. Usually refers to a male and will likely involve his genitals. Look at your man dancing naked doing the helicopter for that tree. He's feckin lococonuts!!!! Lococonuts by MGCM May 30, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Lococonuts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch