Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and
draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023
by bloatedblitz May 11, 2025
I forgot to shave before Destiny went down on me last night and we wound up stuck in a Trans Ball Lock
by Degenerate Swamp May 05, 2023
by Degenerate Swamp May 05, 2023
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 20, 2024
Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.
Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.
by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017
A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017