When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.
Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
by xeSPox October 26, 2009
A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.
(lobster originating from his hand movements)
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.
(lobster originating from his hand movements)
by lobster repeller July 12, 2022
The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧
Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
Known for their vice-like grip...
To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.
Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.
Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010
by Jayo August 16, 2004
To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"
Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN
The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"
Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN
The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!
by Michael Dig September 25, 2006
by Mooshe September 30, 2005