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Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.
I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.
by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021
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lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015
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Lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon
I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please
by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023
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swedish lobster roll

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .
by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017
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Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.
Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!
by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022
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lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog served from the weenie wagon
I'll take a Lewiston lobster roll with mustard and ketchup please
by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023
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