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Lobrotomy

Ex. 1. A lobrotomy is simply a lobotomy carried out your friend, your boy, or as some would say, your bro.

Ex. 2. "Aye yo bro""Whats up bro""Did you you here what Stacy did to Tommy""Nah what happened"""They've been dating eachother for 2 years and he just found out she's been cheating on him with Kevin from the third floor""Kev from the third floor? The one on the basketball team""Nah he's not on that team but I think he does soccer or somethin""Kev Bajak the goalie""Nah not that one. He's like skinny and has that blond fro. I think he might have been in our freshmen year bio class""OH you're talking about THAT Kev. We used to go high school together. We were hella tight""Thats fresh man""I remember this one time he pants this kid in front of the whole school during a fire drill and left him with his tube steak dangling in the wind""Ahaha man thats fucked""Yeah that kid ended up developing some serious mental health problems, I don't think he was ever the same after that. I think the year after his parents couldn't afford to house and feed him so they left him in state custody. Last I heard he was in the Mental hospital on St. Laney street""St. Laney street?! No way bro""Yeah bro""Thats crazy dude I used to move weight on that street""No kidding bro small world""For real. So anyways Tommy has been down in the dumps lately so I convinced him to let me give him a lobrotomy"
I had a headache after a wicked night out on the town so I asked Steve to give me a lobrotomy
by Iactation March 19, 2018
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Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022
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lobotomite

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.
What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.
by TexasRed May 8, 2019
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Lobotomite

A word commonly used by Pyrocynical that describes someone who is completely retarded.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Logan Paul?

Person 2: Yeah, what a lobotomite
by 2001HondaCivic September 29, 2019
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before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
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Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
by Somtaw January 26, 2010
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Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.
He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!
by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022
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