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Lizard sex 

Very slow and deliberate sex. The male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. If she tries to move her body, the male will head butt the back of her head. After ejaculation, the male keeps flaccid penis inside and waits until ready for a second round.
That slut had the best lizard sex with me last weekend.
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Sex Lizard

Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.

Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"

Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*

sexy lizard

lizard 1: Im sexy
lizard 2: yeah like totally
lizard 3: U r some super sexy lizard girrrrrrl
sexy lizard by the sexy lizard September 12, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016