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Living Doll 

A person controlled by another person almost like a doll
Wow he controls her like she is a living doll
Living Doll by Adudewithatude June 25, 2018

Living Dead Dolls 

A unique series of "dead" dolls created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek. The dolls come with their own name, look, accessories and even a death certificate, explaining in a clever poem how the doll met its fate. The first to be made in the series was Sadie, the little murderess clad in black, who is still very popular and was also made as a dead schoolgirl. Following her were the zombie Posey, the evil bunny Eggzorcist, the undead schoolboy Damien, and the crimson-clad devil girl Sin. There are currently twelve series.
I am the proud owner of Chloe, the first doll in series twelve.

Chloe's death certificate:

"Claustrophobically confined six feet under
Chloe couldn't move and started to wonder
'If I'm stuck down here, will I survive?'
It was then she knew she was buried alive."

If you like creepy things and don't scare easy, visit the Living Dead Dolls website.
Living Dead Dolls by iloveldds July 25, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026