A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet
Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped
short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the
silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a
Children's Court for his recklessly
delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when
will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me
dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my
mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little
hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I
don't want no short people 'round here.
