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Little Helper 

A term used to describe a player stuck shuffling cards at a poker game. It used in (home) tournament poker play when someone is eliminated from play, thereby having nothing else to do. The term is typically applied to male players as the diminutive term "little" adds an extra jab. The term is synonomous with "shuffle beotch".
"John, don't shuffle the cards. Give them to Julio, he's our little helper."
Little Helper by Haggis McToe February 6, 2009
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little helper 

A person that is happy to help others out of free will.
John: Do you want me to help you with that.

David: Aww thanks. You're my little helper. I owe you one
little helper by blablabla0000 October 31, 2013

santa's little helper 

I love you Santa's Little Helper.
santa's little helper by Joe D April 23, 2005

mothers little helper 

1. Valium.

2. Rolling Stones song from '67 about housewives on valium.
Mothers Little Helper lyrics-
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

santa's little helper 

a hot little booty that works for the ceo
Jimmy: Did you see the skirt on santa's little helper?
Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.
santa's little helper by Bombsky February 26, 2010

Grandma's little helper 

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.
I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

Santa's little helper 

cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.
I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.
Santa's little helper by jburke524 September 19, 2011
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