Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit

Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then

Monthly Listeners by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020

Mitski listener 

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.

Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"

Mitski listener by catpiss69 November 25, 2021

Let’s check his monthly listeners 

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

Let’s check his monthly listeners by Fatneek May 21, 2021

designated listener 

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.

left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

designated listener by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

Listener's Block 

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

Listener's Block by simbrose May 20, 2011

Average Mitski Listener 

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

Average Mitski Listener by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

areola listener 

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

areola listener by lovedemtitties February 18, 2014