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bro, bro, nah listen bro 

when a man is expressing his interest in a particular subject of conversation. He is known to have curly hair with a fade and to usually drives a Golf R32. These types of people are commonly found doing 200 in a 30 zone at 9:30 sharp on a Monday morning and then arriving at their work/school/daycare with a look of absolute delight whilst exclaiming their love for their previous trip that they partook in.
*man wanders in through the door* *spies peers in back corner of room&* *heads over*

"bro, bro, nah listen bro"

"what?"

"i'm not even joking when i say this but i ran over a kid bro"

Listen to people who have the outcome, bro 

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.
A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."

Listenbourg 

Listenbourg is a country that has been able to keep a low profile over the past few decades.
When we look at the location of Listenbourg on a map, we can see that this southern European country, bordering Portugal and Spain, has thousands of kilometers of coastline. With its geographical position, there is no doubt that its enviable climate ends up making it one of the most popular tourist destinations.
If you are not a geography buff, you will also learn that Listenbourg is part of the European Union and its official language is French.
Do you know the name of this European country ?
Yes, It's Listenbourg !
Listenbourg by Listenbourg_embassy November 1, 2022

Listenbourg 

A random European: I bet those 'muricans don't even know what country this is
Everyone: Yeah those fuckers can't even tell where's Listenbourg anyway
Listenbourg by Myri from the E.U. December 15, 2022

brown listed

When a person of middle eastern decent is banned from a plane fight because of their name or color of skin.
Osama Durka Durka was brown listed because he was kinda brown and reminded the flight attendant of a suicide bomber.
brown listed by dingo909090 June 8, 2011

Brown Listed

The act of catching someone in the washroom dropping a deuce and then NOT washing their hands....thus being Brown Listed
I was just in the head and I totally brown listed Alan