Liquor Store

Store that sells hard liquor, wine, beer, etc. In most Canadian provinces, they are run by the government. In some provinces, it is colloquially known as the "LC" -- Liquor Commission

Buddy: Wanna come over for some steaks and beer?

Ralph: I need to pick up some beer.

Buddy: Don't worry, I'm making a run to the liquor store. What do you want?

Ralph: Lets split a two-four of Keith's.

Buddy: Deal.

by AndyCaygeon January 3, 2010

Liquor Store

A store that sells mainly distilled spirits such as gin, rum, soju, vodka, tequila, and whiskey, etc in addition to beer and wine.

The term is often used incorrectly (especially by Google Maps and people) to describe your usual small convenience store which does sell beer and wine along with imitation spirits. A liquor store must sell spirits AKA liquor in order to be called a liquor store. Liquor stores often do not sell chips, cigarettes, lottery tickets, or anything that is also found in grocery stores.

Why are people calling convenience stores liquor stores? None of those places sell real liquor like whiskey.

by hohehohe June 14, 2023

liquor store

A wonderful place that sells great liquor like Jack Daniels for instance. I used to live in a liquor store and would steal the sacred booze, but then I had too much Old Grandad and went streaking past the manager with a bottle in hand, a 3 ply roll of toilet paper wedged firmly in my anus with some flying out behind, "Spank it" written on my chest with sidewalk chalk, my hair in a Mr. T mohawk, and then I puked and slipped in it, and was pummelled viciously by a group of bikers. Then they discovered my home underneath the bathroom floor. Now I'm poor and live in a dumpster outside the liquor store, drinking the few drops of alchol filled goodness left in the emptys. Please, if you smell a fishy, rotting apples smell near a liquor store, pass me some. I'm so lonely....and sober.....

Normal people will go to Liquor Stores to buy hard booze (80 proof and up) and then will usually be sissys and drink it with a cola beverage. Drink it straight!
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.................................... heeheehee(hiccup).....passs meee anotha 'un billy bob!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

Liquor Store Scruff

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught

-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"

by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011

liquor store diet

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store

I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet

by Dave-Landon May 1, 2011

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.

Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!

by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015

liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.

Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.

by midwestisbest January 12, 2024