Drinking the coffee you just used as an enema, in a sad attempt to relieve your constipation. He will try to encourage sympathy by singing songs of his lament, to anyone who will listen, instead of taking x-lax. Often throwing digs at you, wishing you to suffer, as he suffers, which comes across as bitching.
"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".
Went to the tool crib today to borrow a tool from Lionel Bitchy, but all I got was told to suffer a work place accident. If only he would take an x-lax, so we could stop talking about his inability to push out a decent shit.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).