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Linux Syndrome 

The compulsive desire of telling people what os you use and why your data is so "important".

Symptoms include:

Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux

Possible treatments include:

Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
Man, that person won't shut up about linux!!! They probably have Linux Syndrome .
Linux Syndrome by badcodehash June 14, 2021
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Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) 

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.

In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D
Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).