Lintcorn

Popcorn that has been coated in lint from the inside of one's hoodie. Surprisingly high in nutritional value, tastes incredible, commonly used as a loophole for not having to purchase movie theater popcorn and is soon to become the main currency of Brazil.

Logan wanted to sneak a snack into the movie theater, but 90% of it was lintcorn.

by Gerard_The_Goat November 2, 2022