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Lint Roller 

A person who is short and really hairy.
I then screamed at bigfoot’s baby, “ You’re an actual lint roller shut the fuck up.”
Lint Roller by pz_mystery April 8, 2021

Texas Lint Roller

A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"

"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"
Texas Lint Roller by noQ_Q October 13, 2009

Detroit Lint Roller 

A filthy sex act in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's anus, while simultaneously trimming his pubic hair. After the male has finished manscaping, he pulls out and WITHOUT wiping the trimmed pubes off his penis, his partner finishes him off orally.
My pubes are out of control right now! I'm going to surprise Stacey with a Detroit Lint Roller tonight during anal!
Detroit Lint Roller by Rrronaldo October 7, 2011

sticky lint roller 

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

lint rolled 

rolling across your lover in bed in order to enhance sexual pleasure.
"damn girl, i lint rolled the shit out of my boyfriend last night! he was beggin for more!"
lint rolled by stfuasmw October 9, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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