Linkedurbating

To visit your own LinkedIn profile repeatedly to count connections, raise visit counts, etc

Are people really trying to hire you, or are you just linkedurbating?

by SirChasm February 8, 2013

liketurbating

To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.

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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."

"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."

"Not sure if liketurbating out of self-confidence...or desperation."

by I-Haz-Some-Awe December 27, 2013