Lingustic Spazum

I moment where you mispronounce a word whilst spit flys out of the users mouth. This this can then be turned into a banterous comment such as '(see examples)'.

'You fucking Ligustic spazumist' or 'lick those words and spit off the floor you enormously lingustic spazstic retard', 'To hell with you and your Lingustic Spazum'.