Lincoln's Hat 

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

Lincoln's Hat by Noxid625 May 2, 2016

lincoln's beard 

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".

Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.

lincoln's beard by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

Lincoln's Gettysburg address by QuacksO October 10, 2018

lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek

Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!

lincoln's girlfriend by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020

Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.

It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023

Lincoln's revenge by Mozart72 January 22, 2023

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom 

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom by Kleeck July 8, 2011

sweet lincoln's mullet 

Adj. 1- used as a respone to any statement that is pleasing or agreeable:
2- Pleasing to the mind or feelings; gratifying:

"I just got a new car today"... "Sweet lincoln's mullet!"

sweet lincoln's mullet by Rizzel April 28, 2006