Limores FC 

Limores FC is a 3-year-old football club, founded in 2021. A club that struggle greatly in the competition of football in all 5 divisions, only reaching Elite divison once. They have only a few trophies, no where near as many as Makers FC, their rival club. Limores FC is recognized by their bright green home kit and decent fans who travel with them on away days. The club has come a long way in a short time, although, due to a lot of inside complication from the board, lack consistency and toxicity, they are incapable of making it far in the sport. They consist of 10 main players, Krishina Hermida, the engine in midfield who only knows how to ask for the ball, but at least he knows what to do with it; Lapongo, a vital player when she's in form, but a cry baby when not; then you have Noelia Jimenez, a player who seldumly plays but is consistant; Chicken Cairns, transfered from the rivals Makers FC, the prolific striker who carries the team; you also have Mataleon, used to be the best player on the team, scoring goal after goal, but now replaced by the almighty Chicken Cairns; Ángel Villar, another quiet player but is ok when he wants to be; Corvus Clan, newly joined memeber who knows how to play but forgot he has fingers; then you have Marrerrito Martinez, straight up bad; Tito Villaseco, the icon of the team; Tay Wingston, best winger the game has ever seen.

Limores FC will never be a good as Makers FC

Limores FC by Kingston21 June 5, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012