Lil pump

The worst rapper on earth. He has never been seen without lean in his entire life.

Guy 1: So what’s your favourite song?

Guy 2: “Gucci gang” by Lil Pump.

Guy 1: I haven’t heard that one. How does it go?

Guy 2: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci ga-

Guy 1: Good luck finding new friends.

by Snappe July 22, 2018

Lil pump

A mixed cuban with melted jolly ranchers in his hair he eats glue sticks is rich for making retarded bird noises he really trying fuck icarly he is in a deadly terroist group called gucci gang he is retarded because he drinks 4 gallons of lean a day and smokes 3 feet blunts dont be like him

Lil pump fucked i carly last night

by motherfooker January 21, 2018

Lil pump

A very dumb person that says really weird things and every time you listen to him your IQ goes down by at least 37.

Hey do you know lil pump?
Yea I listen to him every day!
Wow then you must be really dumb?!

by CLASSIC 534 April 18, 2018

Lil pump

A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly

"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"

by TrapL0rd69 August 15, 2017

Lil pump

The inventor of air as well as the second coming of jesus. Born in berlin in 1965, lil pump was a young child running from soviet troops since his early years. He shows his struggles through his song an example shows when in the lyrics "lil pump ooh, lil pump yah" he shows the struggle of his life as is emotions are being trained by the tyranny of his torture-filled life running from soviet spies and the KGB. After his entrance into harvard after the invention of air he then exclaimed "im sorry my friends, i must go and save the rap game for the good of the world". In conclusion lil pump is a true prophet and god

Bungo:HAIL PUMP
Moogis:YES BRUDDAH HAIL PUMP
Lil pump is the second coming of jesus

by Stoopid man January 18, 2018

Lil pump

The most shit lil boi to exist

Guy 1: hey have you heard Lil pump's new song?

Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit

Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music

by Slippery_Anal December 23, 2017

Lil pump

A guy that's whack in bed.One pump chump.A Loser

(Girl) Man you a lil pump
(Guy)fuck you I got mine you best get yours

by Cbone024 July 23, 2017