dmv slang.
Used to exaggerate when agreeing/not agreeing with something/someone.
"boi" commonly follows this expression and is often used in sessions of joaning

"Ay u do the homework mrs applebottom assigned?"
"No like shit boutta copy homie that sits in front of us like shit."

like shit by gdubb15 January 10, 2015

like shit

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

like shit by DMVkid January 10, 2014

like shit

In addition to the above poster's definition:

2) no fucking way, not gonna' happen, yeah right

Person 1: ay mo you gonna do that paper?
Person 2: (pause) *laughs* like shit!

like shit by ProfessorSwagSauce October 23, 2011

Like Shit

Slang for terrible, bad, horrible, etc.

Ever since he got with her, she’s been treating him like shit.

I’m so sick, I feel like shit.

Like Shit by Balberith May 7, 2022

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

Like shit to an Army blanket by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

like shit off a shovel by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026