Lighter Thief
a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.
Scene: Man empties out pockets.
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
_________________________________
-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
_________________________________
-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013
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