Life be lifing 

An expression that acknowledges the unpredictable and often challenging nature of life, reflecting its ongoing, sometimes relentless disruptions and surprises.

It can be used humorously to add a light-hearted tone when discussing life's ups and downs, or more seriously to express resignation to circumstances beyond one's control.

Humorous: "Missed my bus, spilled coffee on my shirt, and forgot my wallet—all before 9 AM! Well, life be lifing!"
Serious: "I was set to present today, but with the news of the family crisis, I had to postpone. Life be lifing, as they say."

Life be lifing by ThoughtfulTheorist April 16, 2024

Life Be Lifeing 

A lot of days of your life is not ordinary. Offered full of difficult tasks and very strange occurrences that don’t happen to people normally!!!

Today after I finish running errands my cars was running fine, I fulled up my car with gas drive around the corner my check engine light came on. I got on the highway and my tire went flat.

Damn my life be Lifeing all the time and I’m to tired to deal with it!!!!

Life Be Lifeing by She’s Cheetahry January 15, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016