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licking stamps 

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
licking stamps by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010

Licking stamps 

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.
Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps
Licking stamps by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019

Licking Stamps 

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.
Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.
Licking Stamps by Poofawoo May 7, 2022

stamp licking 

The extreme sport of licking a girls tramp stamp (a.k.a. a lower back tattoo) then running away before her boyfriend kicks your ass.
Had to visit Steve in the hospital because he decided to go stamp licking last night.
stamp licking by Marvin310 August 1, 2010

licking the stamp 

When you suck a cock, if you slide your tongue between the head and the headskin and proceed to a long lingual caress of the headskin from within, you are licking the stamp.
Oh baby, oh, oh... lick the stamp, yes, lick the stamp of my cock! Oh yes... yes...
licking the stamp by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

licking your postage stamp 

Slang term for going down on a girl.
"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
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