Licking stamps

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.

Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps

by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019

licking stamps

Not sure what is going on here

What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)

by Chorltonwara October 31, 2008

licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010

lick stamp

The act of licking one's hand and bitch slapping someone with it.

Bitch, take this! *LICK STAMP!*

by tori beth* July 7, 2007

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004

licking the stamp

When you suck a cock, if you slide your tongue between the head and the headskin and proceed to a long lingual caress of the headskin from within, you are licking the stamp.

Oh baby, oh, oh... lick the stamp, yes, lick the stamp of my cock! Oh yes... yes...

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.

"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"

by Senditsammo February 4, 2019