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lick a dick

As my favorite insult, it means shut up and go give sum one head you ho
Guy:you bitch!
Gurl:Go lick a dick!
lick a dick by TooF PiC August 1, 2004

lick a dick

an insulting way to say to a smut go give sum one head.
lick a dick by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

lick-a-dick

to qulicky give a blow job like in a public restroom and in a pubic place.
dude yeaster day my girl gave me a lick-a-dick.

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

lick a dick up untill you hiccup! 

If you don't like my cooking you can lick a dick up untill you hiccup!!

Go lick a dick 

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me
I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me
Go lick a dick by hackerman09 December 19, 2024
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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