Libruhtarian

Libruhtarian is an alternative to libertarian, meant to highlight the stupidity and internal inconsistencies of their ideology. It comes in two variants: "Libruhtarians" (with a capital "L") are even dumber than their small-l cousins.

Libruhtarians claim to support a national defense, at the same time as they support open borders. Those open borders would allow authoritarian regimes to in effect colonize parts of the U.S. by sending their people here, thus showing that libruhtarians don't really support defending the U.S.

Libruhtarian by 24AheadDotCom January 20, 2009

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Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

Libratarian by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

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Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.

I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.

Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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