Library Book 

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.

"shes a library book"

Library Book by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

Sorting books in a burning library by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009