Damn LeMickey really got LeMickied by a 40 year old point guard in the first round of the 2021 NBA playoffs!
I was at Toys R Us shopping for Mickey Mouse toys with my 6 year old son when suddenly one of them started moving. Who would have guessed it was LeMickey Bronmouse. My son started CRYING. He asked me “Is it true that LeMickey is a fraud and had no real rings”, I said “Yes, son” it was a sad but crazy experience. We left the Toys R Us with no Mickey Mouse toys and my son crying. I got LeMickied!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.