Levi Stans

A huge population of mostly minors simping for a 5’2 midget-man named Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan who fights giant baby humans. They have zero interest in men and love being degraded in the weirdest ways

Levi: “Come help me”
Levi Stans: “In which way DAddY????”
Levi: “...uhm”

Levi Stans by thatonelevisimp January 27, 2021

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levi stans

a group of thirteen year old straight girls who sexualise a tiny 5’3, 40 yr old man obsessed with cleaning. they call him hot and only concentrate on his looks and not his writing.

levi stans are scary people

levi stans by ymircult March 12, 2021

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levi stans

a group of minors who worship levi ackerman's (attack on titan) huge horse c0ck.
one of the horniest mfs you'll ever meet. they don't have any thoughts about real men whatsoever, and love being degraded by captain levi.

levi: oi brat, come here.
levi stans: oh yes daddy ! 😫
levi: ..what the fuck.
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levi stans in a hospital bed after being showed where all levi's height went:

levi stans by leviscumslut January 30, 2021

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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