Levi Stans

A huge population of mostly minors simping for a 5’2 midget-man named Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan who fights giant baby humans. They have zero interest in men and love being degraded in the weirdest ways

Levi: “Come help me”
Levi Stans: “In which way DAddY????”
Levi: “...uhm”

Levi Stans by thatonelevisimp January 27, 2021

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levi stans

a group of thirteen year old straight girls who sexualise a tiny 5’3, 40 yr old man obsessed with cleaning. they call him hot and only concentrate on his looks and not his writing.

levi stans are scary people

levi stans by ymircult March 12, 2021

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levi stans

a group of minors who worship levi ackerman's (attack on titan) huge horse c0ck.
one of the horniest mfs you'll ever meet. they don't have any thoughts about real men whatsoever, and love being degraded by captain levi.

levi: oi brat, come here.
levi stans: oh yes daddy ! 😫
levi: ..what the fuck.
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levi stans in a hospital bed after being showed where all levi's height went:

levi stans by leviscumslut January 30, 2021

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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