Levi Stans

A huge population of mostly minors simping for a 5’2 midget-man named Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan who fights giant baby humans. They have zero interest in men and love being degraded in the weirdest ways

Levi: “Come help me”
Levi Stans: “In which way DAddY????”
Levi: “...uhm”

Levi Stans by thatonelevisimp January 27, 2021

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levi stans

a group of thirteen year old straight girls who sexualise a tiny 5’3, 40 yr old man obsessed with cleaning. they call him hot and only concentrate on his looks and not his writing.

levi stans are scary people

levi stans by ymircult March 12, 2021

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levi stans

a group of minors who worship levi ackerman's (attack on titan) huge horse c0ck.
one of the horniest mfs you'll ever meet. they don't have any thoughts about real men whatsoever, and love being degraded by captain levi.

levi: oi brat, come here.
levi stans: oh yes daddy ! 😫
levi: ..what the fuck.
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levi stans in a hospital bed after being showed where all levi's height went:

levi stans by leviscumslut January 30, 2021

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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