Let The Dog Out

When receiving a handjob, the act of stroking the penis slowly and gently then stroking it quickly with great speed causing a vibrating effect, that ends with the head extending over the foreskin and finally ejaculating all over the hand. Very similar to letting a dog outside then scratching its belly quickly and it's mouth slobbering all over your hand. This is not limited to a having partner spot you, as you can in fact do this by yourself in the act of masturbation. However, this sexual act cannot be performed on a circumsized penis.

1. Hector asked Monica if she could give him a blowjob but instead he had to settle for less when Monica chose to let the dog out on Hector instead. 2. Stefan could not get a girl to let the dog out on him so he chose to do it himself.

Let The Dog Out by Heeyuktah January 2, 2010

Let the dog out

To burn one on your lunch break, getting high

Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.

Let the dog out by MiddleChild2 October 21, 2022

Who let the dog out? 

Another way of saying, who farted?

I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"

"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"

Who let the dog out? by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008