Definitions by Horselhoff

let the dogs out 

Used in polite circles when you are out on the lash need to go home for a poo. Best used with embellishment.

Brad: Sorry lads but I have got to go home and let the dogs out.
Angelina: I thought so, they have been barking all afternoon.
Brad: Yeah, if I don't go now there will be horrible mess.

let the dogs out by Horselhoff September 13, 2007

elephant mafia 

A girl who is smuggling peanuts must obviously be working for the elephant mafia. Everyone knows elephants have been using them for years as their peanut mules.

Crikey Rosy! Is it cold outside or have you started working for the elephant mafia?

elephant mafia by horselhoff January 17, 2007