Lesticles 

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.

To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.

Lesticles by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011

lenties 

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks

I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.

lenties by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019

Tender Lentils 

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

Tender Lentils by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

sentilles 

(a) describing someone who is lazy
(b) someone who is a poohface
(c) the crabbiest person in the entire world
(d) a person that HATES Louisiana State University

stop bein a sentilles and get drunk!

sentilles by baybee badara September 2, 2008

Lentils 

A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.

Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"

Lentils by krugz October 1, 2009

Lefticles 

When a person is incapable of, or doesn't have the balls, to take responsibility for their own actions and decisions. Instead blaming all of their social short-comings and lifestyle ineptitude on the "system" or Government.

Person 1: "So Josh says the police are incompetant and should be de-funded. He said it's the first step in fixing our Govermental woes."
Person 2: "Josh is a trust fund half-wit and has lefticles the size of currents."

Lefticles by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

Lentilist 

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver

Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"

Lentilist by Witchfinder March 21, 2007