Lenguini

A Lenguini is a female who is really attractive and often the center of all attention. Lenguinis are also very good at cooking. Inspired by Ratatouille's Linguini.

Max: Hey Chris wanna go eat somewhere?
Chris: Nah bro I got a Lenguini at home.

by PakitoYGM March 19, 2022

Lenguini

A Lenguini is a leng(very attractive)girl who is very skilled at cooking. They are often at the centre of attention due to their amazing skillsets in cooking.

Chris: Ayo wanna go for a munch?
Max: I would but I got a Lenguini at home

by PakitoYGM March 19, 2022

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

lenguin

adj. Super hot and amazing

That 1969 Pontiac LeMans is lenguin!

by Coffeebean1790 April 14, 2007

Lenguin

adj. Super hott and amazing
v. To make something super hott and amazing
n. A person who is super hott and amazing
adv. To do something super hott and amazingly

adj. Wow, that 1969 Pontiac LeMans is lenguin!
v. We should lenguinify that girl so she will have friends.
n. The lenguins gathered for a party.
adv. She lenguinly drove 100 mph on the highway.

by Coffeebean1790 December 24, 2008

Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009