Leng thing 

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a “ outnumbered ginger “ & the other a “ fat brown eyed boy “ must compete in a journey for “ queen leng thing “ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.

Don’t be a tommy or Patrick

Leng thing run !

Leng thing by Bagsofcash January 20, 2021

Lengthiness 

When you are describing how long something is as something while not being particularly sure something's exact length.

The lengthiness of it often turns away beginners.

Lengthiness by GermSol February 11, 2019