(Read Lemonism first)
A dedicated follower to the religion of Lemonism, people who worship Darell on daily. People who are against the limes but are at peace with others and themselves, they know the meaning of the universe.
Guy1: “Heyfellow Lemonist, what are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am worshipping Darell.”
1.Practitioners of Lemonism, those belonging to The Church of the Tiny Lemon.
2. Members of a chaos based fun loving anti-social conventions movement.
3. Someone who imbibes gratuitous amounts of tequila
Did you see that guy down five shots of tequila? Total lemonist.
He lived life as any good Lemonist would; with a bottle of tequila in his hand, the wind to his back, and the sun to his face.
Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.
Normie: Hey do you want some lemonade?
Lemonist: No! Do you have any idea how many lemons are killed every day?
Normie: What about tomato juice?
Lemonist: Sure sounds great.