lemon tart 

lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.

(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"

lemon tart by click here!.. February 28, 2023

lemon tart 

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

lemon tart by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Lemon Tart 

When someone is giving a blowjob then pisses

"Hey girl ! want a lemon tart" says the male "sure"says the female

Lemon Tart by LOLemontart September 8, 2010

lemon tart 

to do a girl while knees are cross cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and/or doggy in bed or bathroom.

Dud, I totally got a lemon tart at the club after you left. It was awesome.

lemon tart by alexander Rotha May 20, 2009

lemon tart 

lemon tart is a submissive person who loves getting pegged. lemon tart is a sensetive person physically and mentally. can be good though

oh lemon tart here you go again with your attitude it's not my fault jequavia isn't our kid. now come here

lemon tart by dominantbreed August 26, 2022

Lemon o' tart 

the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness

Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...

Lemon o' tart by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 24, 2019

lemontration 

When a male drinks lots of lemon juice over time and then receives a blow job.

I gave this chick lemontration last night, you should have seen her tang face squirm!

lemontration by Didzy September 25, 2010