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lemon squeezer 

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
lemon squeezer by allstar666 June 21, 2005

Lemon Squeezer 

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'
Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?
Lemon Squeezer by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

Lemon Squeezer 

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.
"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
Lemon Squeezer by greenjuice November 24, 2009

lemon squeezer 

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
lemon squeezer by wonderbread January 20, 2005

Lemon Squeeze

A "dove-tail" or "beaver tail" safety on a handgun such as a 1911
Oh shit he got da lemon squeeze on da .45
Lemon Squeeze by Roofingmonkey316 November 28, 2016

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.
Lemon Squeeze by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011
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