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Legolas Thranduilion 

Legolas is a character from The Lord of the Rings trilogy (both books and films). In the films, he is played by Orlanda Bloom and is known to say the line 'They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!' Which in fact created a very famous remix on youtube.

He is a member of the Fellowship of the Ring, a group of Nine companions (Frodo Baggins the ring bearer, Samwise Gamgee, Meriodoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Aragron, Son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir and her of kings, Gandalf the Grey, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli of the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) and Legolas Tranduilion)

The Fellowship is there to help Frodo get the ring to Mordor.

Legolas is the Prince of Greenwood, which became Mirkwood during the journey of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield ( Read the Hobbit) as evil started to return to the Forest.

Some people mistake his surname as Greenleaf which is actually the translation of his name from elvish (forgive me since I don't know if it's Sindarin or Quenya). Yes, Legolas does actually mean Greenleaf.

His official title is Legolas Thrandullion which means Legolas, Son of Thranduil (The great Elvin king Of Greenwood)

He has no surname for he is an elf. Only titles. This should surprise the fanfiction authors who have their Mary-Sues marry him and take on the surname 'Greenleaf'.

And I am actually a female writing this so BAZINGA.
Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: Mary-Sues who want to marry me! Lots of them! RUN!

Mary-Sue: I want to me Mrs. Greenleaf!
Me: It's actually Legolas Thranduilion. Also, it's his title not his surname! Muggle, you should be thrown into Mount Doom!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016