Lego stepping 

Leggo stepping is one of the most painful processes on this earth. If it lodges directly into your foot then you will probably curse everyone you've ever known.

lego stepping is like stepping on a nail. Yeah! That bad!

Lego stepping by I hate legos! March 20, 2012

Lego-stepping 

Making something more difficult than it already is (as used by Gerard Way, comic book writer and former lead singer of My Chemical Romance)

"Why are you Lego-stepping your way through these tax returns?"

Lego-stepping by ScarletCyanide February 8, 2014

Stepping on lego 

A torture device made by the devil himself to destroy anything that touches it no matter how much protection you have

Stepping on lego is hell

Stepping on lego by odd_guy_59 February 16, 2018

stepping on a lego 

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

stepping on a lego by that star wars guy March 28, 2015

Stepping On A Lego 

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

Stepping On A Lego by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019