lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.

by Carl Taylor November 07, 2006

Lego Hand

To make a Lego hand to choke someone

Amy Lego handed Ethan
Amy is a mean Lego hander

by Ethan D'Souza April 12, 2021