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legal high 

Something legal and uncontrolled that will get you high in some way. Not as good as the illegal drugs though. Which makes since as if they were that fun then they would not be a legal high would they?

Typically legal highs are either dangerous, digusting and/or time consuming to use. Or maybe they are just quasi-legal like Salvia.

Does not include alcohol or caffeine.
Sniffing Glue/Spray Paint/Lighter Fluid/God knows what else -(dangerous)
DXM (Cough Syrup) - disgusting/time consuming
Salvia - quasi-legal
Morning Glory Seeds - time consuming
Laughing Gas - quasi-legal
Benadryl/Dramamine - Dangerous and not really that fun either.
Having Someone Hold Your Nose and Mouth Shut So You Cant Not Breathe and Results In Some Kinda High - Dangerous and kinda stupid. The author has never heard anyone attempt this.
Theres some other shit too. They are either some kinda inhalent or just bullshit.
legal high by Arm February 4, 2005

legal high 

the level of your highness when you wear high heels. The word can only be used for women or men who like to wear womens shoes.
wear high heels experince legal high! It's all healthy!
legal high by modellingsucks July 31, 2006

Legallighting

A form of gaslighting where the perpetrator uses legal language, procedures, and the aura of “law” to make the target doubt their own ethical or political judgment. By framing unjust laws as simply “the law,” and any challenge as “illegal” or “unrealistic,” legallighting creates a reality where the target feels that opposition is futile and that they are the ones who are out of step with reality. It often appears in contexts where law is used to enforce oppression, and criticism is deflected with appeals to legal process.
Example: “She protested the new anti‑protest law; he told her ‘it’s the law, you just don’t understand how legal systems work.’ Legallighting: using the authority of law to gaslight people into accepting injustice.”
Legallighting by Abzugal April 1, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016