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Leg slapper

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.
Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010
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slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008
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