Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.
Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
by The Last Gunslinger April 22, 2006
NO FRIES LEFT is when you have an order of fries and you eat the ones that have fallen out of it's cup.
by LouieG2OO7 June 13, 2009
All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
by Ixx March 22, 2005
The policy of some players in games such as Destiny 2, Warframe, or Division to pick up every single piece of loot they can find, much to the annoyance of their teammates.
Agent 1: *Runs back to pick up drop*
Agent 2: What the heck are you doing?
Agent 1: No loot left behind!
Agent 2: What the heck are you doing?
Agent 1: No loot left behind!
by sebacostamr December 23, 2018
A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!
by MayaEA April 24, 2006
Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 6, 2010
the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010