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Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
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po-leece 

Black for "police".

The emphasis is on the first syllable.
"Hyah come de po-leece!"
po-leece by Phillip O'Neele February 26, 2007

Leicester chemist

Drug dealer; purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals
"Should we ask Dave if he wants to come clubbing?"
"Nah - he's a bit of a Leicester chemist, the bouncers won't let him in. Unless we pay them extra."

Leicester 

A city in the East Midlands of the United Kingdom, the sole purpose of which is to confuse Americans by its pronunciation. Also used to breed traffic lights; however, the harvest has been considerably delayed and so is now overrun by them.
Can you tell me the way to Lie Ses Ter?
That's "Lester"...

There's Leicester go there for that anywhere else

Leicester witch 

Usually a girl that knows how to beat her face, wears wig and likes to finesse guys. Mostly found At the University of Leicester.

Leicester witches can be found at every uni for example hefordshire, Kent, Birmingham, Manchester

Female version of yoruba demon
P1: go and approach this Babe

P2: na she is a Leicester witch
Leicester witch by Omotara April 25, 2017

Leicester 

Leicester, a city known for LCFC, and Leicester Tigers.

But, if you live here, it is known for chavs, slags and the highcross.

It has some wildlife, some very nice. It also has some really dodgy places to avoid at night.

Leicester was amazing until our generation -.-
Leicester - a city in Leicestershire, England.
Chav - scum of the earth, wears tracksuits, eats kebabs.
Slags - have hoop earrings, fake tan and boobs out.
Highcross - an amazing shopping centre.
Leicester by @LirielleSykes September 23, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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