Leather Cookies 

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

Leather Cookies by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.

"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."

Leather Cookie by DankSalsa January 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016